This guy's probably the funniest and most stupid 911 caller in history.
We’ve all heard stories about how calling 911 has helped save some lives.
Several months ago, we featured this abused woman who pretended she was ordering a pizza instead of calling the emergency number while her abuser was listening in. Thanks to the dispatcher’s quick thinking, the guy later got arrested.
There are some insane people though who dial up the number for not-so-important reasons and eventually, they end up suffering the consequences of their actions.
Such as this guy named Patrick Doggett, 53 years old, a resident of Spartanburg, South Carolina.
This genius called up 911, while he was very drunk, because his girlfriend Faye Woodruff wouldn’t “give him any ass.”
According to the reports, Doggett resorted to calling 911 in an attempt to file a complaint when Woodruff kept rejecting his advances. Woodruff said that he had been drinking the entire day and didn’t even know where he was at. He kept inviting and insisting that they have sex but she never gave in. After all, he was so drunk plus she had her grandchild with her.
Pissed off from the experience, Doggett got up and picked up the phone.
His plan backfired as the police came over a few minutes later, finding him outside their home while drinking some booze. He was then arrested for public intoxication and ended up in the county jail.
So yes, kids. 911 is only for emergencies. Don’t bother calling them up for stupid reasons or you might just regret it in the long run.
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