Your dream job just came true!
Bored with your dayjob and dreaming of getting a career change? Want a job where you can make money while doing something you truly enjoy? Well, listen up. We might just have exactly what you’ve been looking for.
As it appears, a company is hiring someone to work as a ‘Chicken Nugget Connoiseur’ and, yes, they’re dead serious about it! No, it’s not a prank – there’s really a job opening for the position right now and interested individuals can send their applications.
According to a Unilad report, discount retailer B&M is “officially getting into the business of selling fresh and frozen foods” and so now they need a chicken expert for their team.
As the job posting tells us:
“Looking for a new challenge to tuck into in 2018?
“You’ll want to take a bite out of this, as we’re looking for a tasty new individual, who’ll be worth their weight in… food.
“B&M is currently one of the fastest growing discount retailers and we’re always looking to expand our range of products. Next month we’ll be launching a brand new fresh and frozen food range in a selection of our stores nationwide.
“To help us ensure that the range is the best in the country we’re offering one lucky person the chance to taste test some of our range.”
So what are the requirements, you ask? The store says they need someone who has ‘relevant experience’ which ‘can include but is not limited to’:
Getting the 20 share box of nuggets from McDonalds and keeping them all for yourself Being the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there’s cake
That time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself
Going to an event or party because there is free food
You value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in life
You can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips
Now before resigning from your dayjob and applying for this one-of-a-kind opportunity, you have to know that the qualified individual will only be paid £25 worth of B&M vouchers per-month ‘to spend on fresh and frozen food’.
Well if that’s not an issue for you, then you can check out the B&M website for more information.
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