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Meet the World’s Most Deadly Spider that Gives Four-Hour Erection

This spider will give you the 4-hour hard-on that you wished. But unfortunately, you'll die afterwards.

Okay, let’s be honest. No man would ever turn down the chance to sustain a four-hour erection. I mean, four hours of being hard and ready, able to satisfy your partner to the hilt… crazy, right? Most men would do anything just to get fantastic hard-ons. So how do you get this unbelievable staying power? Simple. You just let a deadly spider bite you. You get the 4-hour hard-on that you want. But unfortunately, you’ll die afterward.

Listed in the Guinness Book of Records as the world’s most venomous arachnid, the Brazilian wandering spider can give a man painful erection that lasts for hours with just one bite. Its venom brings extreme pain and inflammation, as well as loss of muscle control and breathing problems. Victims will experience paralysis and eventually die of asphyxiation.

It can give you long-lasting erection.

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These Brazilian spiders are nocturnal creatures and they find places to hide during daytime. They can easily hide in houses and cars, which make them very dangerous.

Its scientific name is Phoneutria, which means “murderess” in Greek.

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They are also known for building their webs on bananas. This is why a family in Britain was terrified to discover that the deadly arachnids could have taken residence in their home in Essex. Michaela Egan, a mother of two, discovered a white cocoon on a bunch of bananas she bought from Tesco.

The spider can weave its web on bananas.

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“I started to get really freaked out when everyone was posting pictures and stories of the Brazilian wandering spider. It just looked like a brown bulge under the webbing but everyone was saying that’s what it was,” she said.

Michaela had every right to be concerned. She lives in the house with her two young children and her boyfriend. She could have easily included the banana in her daughter’s packed lunch.

It could have harmed the rest of her family as well. “The banana had been there for four days so anything could have happened, I’m really scared they’re in the house.”

She returned the banana to the store and was offered a refund for it. The banana was sent to the lab for testing.