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Woman Gives Boyfriend 10 Hilarious Rules to Follow Before Going on a Trip

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Aug 12, 2016 06:32am EDT

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Mich Escultura

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Every relationship has unspoken rules, right? You have to text your significant other when you’re heading for a night out. You can’t flirt with any of your significant other’s friends. And you definitely can’t sign up for Tinder, Grindr, or whatever online dating app you can think of while you’re dating.

These rules are fine, and they apply throughout the entirety of your relationship. But then there are some people who just HAVE to put their rules into writing.

Here’s the story of a guy headed out for a trip to Magaluf, and the 10 rules his girlfriend has written out for him.

Before Kieran Lumsden went off to his trip to Magaluf on the Spanish island of Majorca, his girlfriend, Whitney Travers, just had to give him a written list of rules that he MUST obey.

Whitney’s rules for Kieran’s Trip to Magaluf.

Source: Twitter/KieranLumsden67

Make sure your phone is charged at ALL times! Phone me at least once a day (2 mins)

No girls whatsoever. Don’t look. Don’t talk. Do not touch!!!!!! (Cheat and I will destroy everything Celtic, I will also make your life a living hell. Kim will be told too.

Do not follow girls on social media

Tattoo = naw. You’ll be checked when home.

Don’t mix drink. Drugs are for mugs.

If on boat party, no drinking games with the opposite sex.

Stay in your own bed.

Dinny buy girls drink. That money can be spent on me.

Text Kim every day. She’ll be worrying.

You tell every girl about me ok – if someone flirts, walk away.

No photos with random girls or SC stories.

And what does Keiran have to say about all this?

Well he jokingly tweeted:

“Whitney took psychoness to a new level??”

What’s your take on this one? Is Whitney the psycho control freak every man dreads to date? Or are her demands reasonable, minus the slightly juvenile format? Let us know on the comments section below!