Apparently, it was better than him.
Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned – we all know this cliche too well. But apparently, it has an alternative version: Hell hath no fury than a man who had his penis, err, ego scorned. You see, one man unleashed his rage over his ex-girlfriend’s vibrator, which he claims she prefers more than his member.
Meet Rich Moore, a 33-year-old man from Orpington, London. He enjoyed a fleeting moment of fame when he made it to the news, thanks to his violent outburst that claimed two casualties: his ex-girlfriend’s trusty vibrator and her $200 pair of sunglasses.
Reports say that after the couple’s breakup, Moore went to his ex-girlfriend’s apartment to collect his stuff. And while he was there rummaging around for his things, he caught glimpse of the vibrator and all hell broke loose.
He explained in an interview,
“She loved the dildo more than me.”
Sarah Mills, Moore’s ex-girlfriend, upon learning that her vibrator and her pair of sunglasses had been smashed to bits, mercilessly reported him to the police for the damage.
Apparently, men can get jealous over inanimate sex objects, particularly when women prefer it over their “performance.” Well, we guess it’s just too bad that the dildo is more satisfying than what he has to offer. We just hope that men will not lose it when this happens, just like how Moore did.
Talk about a bad case of male ego and feelings of sexual superiority.
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