20 Go-Getter Kids with Hilarious Life Goals

Kids – don’t you just love ’em? With their pure, uncorrupted souls, you can expect them to bring it to you straight – no lying, no sugarcoating. Children sure say the darndest things, and you can count on them to ‘make a funny’ now and then. Life surely will be dull without the young ones.

Another cool thing about kids is their wild imagination and untapped potential. When we were young, we were often told we can dream big and one day become whatever we want to become. Rocket scientist, fireman, doctor, lawyer, teacher, there are no limits to our ambitions. Of course, when you’re a kid, it’s easy to take things too literally, and ‘anything’ can mean, well, anything.

We found a few kids with some hilarious life goals that are too funny not to share. Take a look and have a laugh or two!

1. Looks like Chris has a pretty solid plan.

2. Someone wants early retirement.

3. Alina is all about adulting.

4. This kid has got it all figured out.

5. Nothing is impossible for this young one.

6. Mommy sells shovels, silly.

7. Really, who doesn’t want to be one?

8. Graham’s been watching a lot of The Walking Dead, obviously.

9. Loading trucks by day, fighting bad guys by night.

10. Naps are very important.

11. Somebody sure loves pizza.

12. Because if it’s going to rain, it might as well rain tacos, right?

13. Just managing expectations here.

14. What is life without good food, right?

15. Just let her cut her own darn food.

16. Preparing for any possibility at such a young age.

17. Because being a firewoman is too mainstream.

18. Everyone wants to be Batman.

19. That’s the spirit, kid!

20. Wait, what?

Did you have some funny life goals when you were young? We’d love to hear all about them, so share them with us in the comments section below!