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Man Destroys Ex-GF’s Vibrator Because “She Loved It More Than Him”

The poor thing.

Jealousy is not strictly a woman thing. Men also get jealous of other men (or women) and this can make them do crazy things especially if their self-esteem is at stake. However, it’s one thing to get jealous of a person; it’s another if you get jealous of an object as the competition to your partner’s affections.

This dude got jealous of his ex-girlfriend’s vibrator and in his rage destroyed the helpless object.

This story involves a man named Rich Moore from Orpington, London and his ex-lover Sarah Mills.

Source: botasot.info

A month after they broke up, Moore went to his ex’s house to pick up his stuff. He saw the vibrator and was filled with so much rage he ended up destroying it.

In an interview with The Sun, Moore shared:

“I’ve gone to get my stuff and I came across the glasses and smashed them. Then I found the dildo and I just ripped it up. It was one of those bullet ones.”

Before parting ways, they were together for seven years and had a daughter.

“She loved the dildo more than me, that’s why I got the hump with it. I bought it, it cost me £30,” said Moore.

He also destroyed Mills’ sunglasses, reportedly worth £200.

Mills complained to the police and Moore was charged with criminal damage. In court, he contested the actual value of the sunglasses.

Moore defended:

“It’s all so petty and a waste of taxpayers’ money. It’s ridiculous if you think about it.

“I told the police I had broken the dildo and offered to pay for it to save us all going to court but they weren’t having it.

“I wanted to go to court with a T-shirt saying Save The Dildos but I decided it was probably best not to.”

He was later released on conditional bail.

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