Inspiring
Older Ladies are Divine! Catchy Song About Mature Women Goes Viral
There are a whole bunch of songs about older women calling them cougars, hags, disgruntled witches, and grumpy grandmas, but very few of them are complimentary to mature females.
Until this song came along. Titled “Older Ladies” and sang by musical artist and California-based singer Donnalou Stevens in a country Western jive that’s both funny and upbeat, the song celebrates the older females in our lives….and yes, teaches us to love our wiser, more mature selves as well.
What can be more fun and adorable than this?
The song is at the same time sweet and empowering, while encouraging everyone, not only older ladies, to kick up their feet and do a little jig.
Its a laugh-out-loud and feel-good guitar-accompanied ditty Donnalou wrote and performed with some of her mature lady friends in a music video that will make all older women feel proud of themselves, and not just a little feisty.
Check out the video and and sing along with the lyrics of the song below:
Older Ladies
By Donnalou Stevens
Well, I ain’t 16, not a beauty queen.
My eyes are baggin’ and my skin is saggin’,
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Then maybe that’s not love.Well I ain’t 20 either and I don’t care neither.
My hair is gray and I like it that way.
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Then maybe that’s not love.If you don’t think I rock, well we ain’t gonna roll.
If you don’t think I hung the moon, my hot just turned to cold.
If you want a younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea.
’cause if you can’t see what it is you have,
Then you ain’t having me.
Because older ladies rock!
I got cellulite and achin’ feet,
And my thighs kinda jiggle when I giggle or wiggle,
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Then maybe that’s not love.My tummy ain’t tucked or liposucked.
It’s a little poochy, but I still Hoochy Koochy,
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Then maybe that’s not love.See, I’m no longer desperate. I’ll only have a man,
If he has the smarts to see how hot that I still am.
If you want a younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea.
If you can’t see what it is you have,
Then you ain’t having me.Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies…
…are DIVINE!
Well I gotta chicken neck and I love it, by heck,
It makes a double chin whenever I grin,
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Then maybe that’s not love.I got saggy breasts that droop from my chest,
Pert near down all the way to my nest,
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Then maybe that’s not love.If you don’t think I rock, well we ain’t gonna roll.
If you don’t think I hung the moon, my hot just turned to cold.
If you want a younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea.
’cause if you can’t see what it is you’ve got…
…You ain’t getting me.
Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies… are DIVINE!
Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies… what are we ladies? We’re DIVINE!
Now go out and hug all the older ladies in your life. Maybe yourself, as well.
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