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The Words Written by His Mistress in a Postcard Made Him Faint!

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Sometimes cheaters think they can have the cake and eat it too, but that’s not always the case. They may have all the fun and pleasure in the beginning, but it can sometimes become bitter until their fate spites them. That’s what happened to this guy who received a letter from his mistress.

Here goes the story:

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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

“Honey,” she said, “You received a very strange post card today.”

“Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,” he said.

The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

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Photo credit: Bon Apetit
Written on the card was:

‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.’

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